Tis The Season For Babies.

I would like to make a recommendation and give advise to any couples planning on having a baby (yes, most people plan on having babies, it doesn't just happen). 

Do the "deed" during the early months of the year, January and February preferably, with a desired birth date between September and December.

Here are my reasons:

1. Tax break.  Birth before or on December 31st at 11:59pm gets you money, January 1st 12:01am makes you wait 365 days. Maximize your tax breaks.
2. You want to avoid the summer months for birth.  As if summer isn't hot enough, imagine holding crying baby under the beating sun.  Cooler weather = Happy(er) mother.
3. The last reason is my #1 reason.  Your wife (hopefully) is going to have cabin fever for the first 3-months as she cares for your child.  She can't go out out of the house and bitterness can build up throughout the week.  The weekend baby sitting duties are the fathers duty.  Tell your wife to go out and hang with her family or friends.  This is your wifes time to get some "me time" for herself..  My original point was to make sure your baby is born between September and December, so why does this weekend baby sitting matter?  There is no better time to be locked up with your baby than with football season!  I couldn't have dreamed it up any better.  I am required to stay in the house, hold and feed the baby, and do this all while watching football for 12-straight hours both Saturday and Sunday.  This is what dreams are made of!  College and NFL Football all weekend long.

Madison will love football!

 My monkey in a tree... minus a sock.

Go 49ers.